Miss Hope, your favourite funny confectioner, has written a new book full of raunchy anecdotes, silly people, long words, quips, witticisms, a few full stops and an occasional recipe for something chocolaty, with calories, guaranteed to widen your thighs sufficiently enough to prevent entry into Top Shop.

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'I haven't laughed so much since Anthony Worrell-Thompson had to close his restaurants,’
Bob Barnett