Archive for November, 2009

Nigella Overheard

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Yesterday I saw Nigella and Charles in Selfridges.

‘I just want to go shopping Charles,’ she snapped.

‘But I want to go home, put the telly on, and snuggle you.’ says he.
Nigella’s voluptuous arse presses on towards Lola’s cupcakes, swinging majestically.

True, all true.

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